A parody of a Nikki Haley stump speech touting her presidential credentials and genius for finding consensus:
“Can’t we all agree that the Constitution and Declaration of Independence are too old to do the job and should be consigned to museum pieces?
Can’t we all agree that the President is crowned with limitless, unchecked power to initiate war to conquer the world?
Can’t we all agree that we are God’s new chosen people anointed to slaughter any who dispute our divine status?
Can’t we all agree that the President can play prosecutor, judge, jury, and executioner to kill any person on the planet who the President proclaims or fantasizes is the serpent in the Garden of Eden.
Can’t we all agree that the President should wield muscular authority to make us safe by warrantless surveillance of the not-yet-guilty to build dossiers on the entire population?
Can’t we agree that treaties are obsolete and that executive agreements are de rigueur?
Can’t we agree that legislation is anachronistic and that executive orders are in vogue?
Can’t we agree that the Executive Branch is angelic, benevolent, and wise and should be trusted to do the right when shrouded in secrecy?
Can’t we agree that the armored knight should be adulated and the thinker scorned?
Can’t we agree that separation of powers handcuffs Americans from their destiny to rule the Milky Way?
Can’t we agree that constitutional illiteracy should be a required of presidential candidates?
After me, the deluge, Apres moi, le deluge.
Geez, she might read this and think you are a fan.